MCU Rank & Review: Part Nine: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Runtime: 02:15:51

Total Runtime: 18:43:28

I'm back after another brief hiatus, only about a week this time. I'd like to promise these will come faster, but I'm dealing with a mild case of depression that is dampening my drive to get these out there despite the next couple of movies being really good.

This will probably be a bit more detailed than Thor The Dark World's discussion because this movie isn't a total slog to get through. Before I get into it, I've been watching WandaVision as well, first three episodes are out, and the reviews of those will come out once I finish these TWENTY-THREE movie reviews. Those will be a review per episode, I think, either that or since it's 9 episodes, I'll break it down into 3 episode chunks. I haven't decided yet. But we're only on Part Nine of this series, and Black Widow will probably be out before I get to Part Twenty-Three anyway. We'll see.

Let's Begin.

We open with Cap (Chris Evans) doing laps on our first new character, Sam Wilson (Anthony Mackie) - soon to be known as The Falcon. Sam does not like that Steve keeps passing him on his left.

Following the destruction of Sam's Ego, he and Steve meet and discuss their respective military services. Sam gives Steve the knowledge that the "Trouble Man Soundtrack" by Marvin Gaye will tell him everything he missed while under the ice. 

Natasha (Scarlett Johansson) shows up to pick Steve up for a mission.

Their mission is to infiltrate a boat and rescue SHIELD agents held captive aboard. They rescue Agent Sitwell (Maximiliano Hernández) among others, Steve fights Georges Batroc (George St-Pierre) and Natasha had a secret second mission to steal some info.

Steve confronts Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) about Natasha's secret mission, he states that everyone has secrets and "the last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye." Later revealed to have been done by a cat, sorry, Flerken. Fury shows Cap "Project Insight" and reveals that the mission he went on was a cover for Natasha to steal info regarding this project. The project involves three very large "next-gen" Helicarriers.

We are also introduced to Alexander Pierce (Robert Redford), a secretary of the World Security Council. discussing the events of the mission with other World Security Council members. Fury interrupts the meeting and asks for a delay in the initiation of Project Insight.

Understanding each other Steve leaves and visits the Smithsonian to reminisce about the good old days of World War II, and then visits Peggy in the hospital. She is now much older as she wasn't also trapped in ice for 70 years, and suffers from Alzheimer's. 

We are then shown that Sam helps veterans struggling with PTSD, and then transition to Fury now under attack by an unknown organization that is obviously Hydra. We get our first image of the Winter Soldier (Sabastian Stan), looking super bad-ass. Fury escapes certain death through a manhole. The hit on Fury was ordered by Pierce.

Steve arrives in his apartment briefly talking to his neighbor (Emily VanCamp) in the hallway. Noticing his music is on in the apartment, Steve enters cautiously to find a wounded Fury. Fury warns the apartment is bugged and they must speak cryptically. Fury is shot through the wall, Steve's neighbor arrives revealing herself to be a SHIELD agent, and Rogers gives chase to the shooter - The Winter Soldier. 

Fury is shown to die in the hospital, Steve and Natasha are sad. Steve hides the drive that Fury gave him in his apartment in a vending machine behind some gum. Steve runs off to SHIELD Headquarters and meets with Pierce. Steve is attacked by undercover Hydra agents in an elevator. They stood no chance, stating "Before we get started, does anyone want to get out." Captain America is then named a "fugitive of SHIELD." Natasha bought the drive from the vending machine, leaving with Steve she tells him of the Winter Soldier. 

They go to a mall and masquerade as a couple to hide from Hydra agents looking for them. They use the drive at an Apple Store and get coordinates to a secret bunker at a military base.

they head to the bunker knowing which is correct through Steve's military expertise. "This building is in the wrong place." In the bunker, they are trapped by a now computerized Dr. Zola who attempts to blow them up to cover up his secret Hydra scheme. Pierce is revealed to be Hydra, but if you didn't know that by now, you need to work on your movie analysis skills. They escape the explosion.

Sam shows up and recruits himself to the team assisting Steve and Natasha. They run off to interrogate Sitwell, Sam mentions knowing where to find a suit. Meanwhile, Senator Stern (Gary Shandling) from Iron Man 2 is revealed to be Hydra, what a shock.

Steve and Natasha interrogate Sitwell, he doesn't play along so they kick him off a building. Sam catches him in his fancy Falcon suit and Sitwell proceeds to spill all the beans about Project Insight.

It's a secret Hydra plan to eliminate all potential Hydra threats, though I doubt it'd kill Bruce Banner, considering Bruce can't even kill himself with a bullet. Though the best part of the scene here is the Stephen Strange reference confirming the future Dr. Strange movie yet unannounced upon release of this film.

They head out to stop Hydra's plans and the Winter Soldier kills Sitwell via delivery truck.

A big fight ensues with some of the best choreography in the MCU to date.

The Winter Soldier picks up Cap's shield, a potential foreshadowing if they decide to have several Captain America's moving forward. But also, his mask is removed revealing him to be Bucky, to the shock of only Steve and the six-year-old in the theater watching the movie behind me.

Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders) saves the three of them from The Winter Soldier and takes them to a very much alive Nick Fury. 

They infiltrate SHIELD again, and Steve outs Hydra's plans. Hydra Agent Rumlow, otherwise known as Crossbones (Frank Grillo), over-rides their attempts to stop Project Insight, activating the helicarriers. Natasha infiltrates the council disguising herself as one of the councilors.

The Winter Soldier comes to stop Cap and Team from preventing the success of Project Insight by changing the targets from millions of people to just the three helicarriers. Fury has one up on Pierce cause he has two different eyes.

Steve and Bucky fight, Steve breaks Buckys arm and chokes him out so they can complete their mission. Meanwhile, Falcon fights Crossbones and the building collapses on Crossbones while Falcon is saved by Fury via helicopter. Steve and Bucky go down in one of the helicarriers. Bucky pulls him out of the water, visibly unsure of why.

 

Cap wakes in the hospital with Sam "on [his] left." Fury goes into hiding, pretending to be dead - gravestone and all. Natasha gives Steve a dossier on The Winter Soldier and drives off. Sam and Steve remain, Sam willing to help with the search for Bucky asking "When do we start?"

Mid-credits Hydra are revealed to be performing tests on Loki's scepter. Baron Wolfgang von Strucker (Thomas Kretschmann) is revealed. He confirms Hydra is bringing about "the age of miracles" revealing the twins Wanda and Pietro Maximoff portrayed by Elizabeth Olsen and Aaron Taylor-Johnson respectively. Our first tease for Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Post-credits Bucky goes to the Smithsonian exhibit from earlier to find out more about himself presumably.

The Winter Soldier is by far, without a doubt the best MCU movie put out to this point. While a simple script, all the MCU movies are not exactly complicated, this is by far the best narrative put out by Marvel Studios. The political intrigue of the film allows the MCU to continue to shift into multiple genres, up to this point primarily having focused on similar feeling films. Though for the most part, they won't go far from the comfortable feel they've grown accustomed to. The announcement of Deadpool 3's R rating leaves me hopeful that the MCU can continue to grow and be more than it is currently.

Steve's questionable devotion to Bucky begins here. Expanded further in Civil War, we begin to see Steve struggling with what to do with his friend, turned war criminal, and the only remnant remaining of his previous life.   

Official MCU 23 film ranking:

1. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
2. Iron Man 3 (2013)
3. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
4. The Avengers (2012)
5. Iron Man (2008)
6. Thor (2011)
7. Iron Man 2 (2010)
8. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
9. Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) is next. Coming Soon™.

MCU Rank & Review: Part Eight: Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Runtime: 01:52:02

Total Runtime: 16:27:37

I'm back. I took a month or two off to decompress cause 2020 was a shit-show, and I watched like 80 movies in the span of three weeks to finish my "must watch movies of 2020" list. I still have two left. "News of the World" and "One Night in Miami" and I'll be getting to those shortly, with my annual best and worst of lists following shortly after.

The other, more prominent reason for the delay was this movie. It sucks.

Not in a "this movie is bad" way, but more in a "this movie is boring" way. Needless to say, This will be a relatively short review in comparison to the previous seven parts.

Jumping right in we start with narration for Odin, just like the opening of the first film, this time he explains the history of the Dark Elves and the Aether, the MacGuffin of this film, eventually revealed to be the second Infinity Stone - the Reality Stone.

Loki is arrested and sentenced to the dungeons for his crimes in New York and Thor obliterates a rock being.

After his battle and back in Asgard, Odin advises Thor to forget about Jane, but she's played by Natalie Portman which makes doing so impossible until she isn't in the movies anymore after this film. Though she will return in 2022. 

We go to London where Jane is on a date with boring man, Richard, played by Chris O'Dowd who I wish had way more screentime, along with a better character to play. Darcy interrupts, shows Jane some readings and they ditch Richard finding a place with weird gravity and portals. Jane enters a Portal, for some reason touches a glowing obelisk of doom, and is infused with the Aether - Heimdall sees this with his magic eyes. Also, an intern throws their car keys in a portal and they don't come back.

Thor returns to Earth, and Jane promptly slaps him, twice. Thor takes her to Asgard to treat the Aether problem. 

Thor believed the aether had been destroyed long ago, Odin reveals he lied. Meanwhile, Frigga visits Loki in a touching scene, though heartbreakingly it's revealed that she was an illusion the whole time created by Loki. He just wants to be loved.

Thor explains the Convergence to Jane, where all the universes align and the Aether can be used to destroy them? or unite them? or something evil that the Dark Elves want to do. A prison break occurs by some Dark Elves and Loki tells them to use the stairs to the left.

Heimdall crashes one of the invading ships which he could see despite it being invisible, but for some reason couldn't see the hundreds of other ships. They invade after the shields are deactivated through the Prison Break. Frigga tries to hide Jane, Malekith, the leader of the Dark Elves kills her to get the Aether from Jane, Thor strikes him with lightning.

The best scene in the movie happens. It's the funeral scene, it's sad and beautiful.

Odin has Jane locked up to use her as bait for Malekith's return, Thor prefers to bring the fight to him. Thor asks Heimdall to help him commit Treason, but to do so he needs Loki's help. Loki puts on the facade that he is fine, but he isn't. Thor asks for help, he accepts.

Jane slaps Loki. Which causes him to like her.

Heimdall admits his treason to hold off Odin while Thor, Loki, and Jane escape to confront Malekith - decapitation their grandfather['s statue] in the process. They use Loki's skills of description to trick him hoping to destroy the Aether when he removes it from Jane. It doesn't work. Malekith takes the Aether into himself, they fight, and Loki is stabbed and dies.

Thor and Jane hide in a cave, they find their stuff from earlier they threw into the portal and take the portal to London. Thor charmingly hangs Mjolnir on a coatrack. 

Loki is revealed to be not dead, Thor still believes him to be though. Malekith arrives on Earth, they use devices to help them find portals caused by the convergence, the battle has them flying all over the place and myuh-myuh tries to keep up.

 The heroes win, obviously.

On Asgard again, Thor refuses kingship from Odin, stating Earth needs his help. Thor leaves and Loki is revealed to have disguised himself as Odin - No word on what he has done with the All-father. 

The team on Earth are having breakfast, Thor arrives, he and Jane kiss, roll credits. Mid-credits the warrior three bring the Collector the Aether stating "it's unsafe to have two Infinity Stones in one place. 

The collector accepts. Post-credits a creature from Jotunheim is on Earth chasing some birds.

I'm not entirely sure why this one is so hard to get through. What I do know is the first two Thor films are incredibly weak in the villain department. So much so the first film doesn't really have a "main antagonist" that is defeated by the hero. Loki is the central villain, and his plan fails and he falls into space. This movie has Space Elves that want to return the universe to its natural state of darkness by destroying it. which would leave them without a home, but Evil be Evil I guess.

The fight scenes here are far more impressive than those of the first film, but the plot lacks focus and sense to make the film enjoyable. Everything on Asgard is incredibly boring, and everything on Earth is the typical MCU comedy. Luckily the third Thor film fixes the tonal issues. But God, this movie's a mess. I also left out the Selvig goes crazy storyline, cause it's literally pointless. The end.

Official MCU 23 film ranking:

1. Iron Man 3 (2013)
2. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
3. The Avengers (2012)
4. Iron Man (2008)
5. Thor (2011)
6. Iron Man 2 (2010)
7. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
8. Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Coming up next are two of the best movies in the MCU, followed then by one of the worst. But first, "Captain America: The Winter Soldier."

Lets Talk Marvel News: Prelude to Part Eight

Yesterday, Disney held an investors conference covering their business and entertainment ventures going forward, emphasizing a focus on streaming. Most of the broadcast focused on properties outside of Marvel Studios, a lot of which I am very interested in, as well as the business sides of the big properties they own. Aside from Disney + getting a $1 price hike in the US to $7.99 (as was expected since day one) almost everything in this conference was new information aside from the Marvel Studios portion.

Fiege went over the properties moving forward in the MCU starting with "WandaVision," coming January 15, 2021.

Following the trailer, Fiege mentions that Elizabeth Olson (Wanda) is currently filming "Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness." The Dr. Strange Sequel has a new director in the form of Sam Raimi and will feature the rest of the principal cast of the first, those being Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Wong, Rachel McAdams, and Chiwetel Ejiofor as Dr. Strange, Wong, Christine Palmer, and Baron Mordo respectively. A March 25, 2022 release date is given for the sequel, and Feige mentions that not only will the film connect not only to "WandaVision" but also to the next Spider-Man film coming in December 2021. No title or official casting for MCU Spidey 3 given by Feige, he just moves on.

I feel the need to divert a bit (okay, a lot) and discuss the hubbub around this third Spider-Man MCU film. I hate it, all of it. 

Back at the beginning of October Jamie Foxx was reported to return as Electro in this film and frankly, I thought there was no way the report was real despite Foxx's now-deleted post with the three Spidermen.

Then, later in that same month, we got reports that Dr. Strange would also appear in the film. This one was easier to swallow. But the apparent casting of Foxx along with his Instagram post picture led to rampant live-action Spider-Verse rumors, which I immediately dismissed alongside his casting. For some reason, I just couldn't buy that Marvel would okay this, without remembering that they don't really have all that much of a say. It's just too early for a Spider-Verse movie, I kept telling myself, there's no way they'd be foolish enough to rush into this sort of thing especially when doing too much in one film is what killed the last two Spider-Man franchises.

Given that back in August, Kraven was beginning to be cast in the film I didn't understand why they would be adding in so much - unless this is going to be a four-hour film. But recently it has been reported that Alfred Molina was returning to his role as Doc Oc in Spider-Man 2, and right alongside that the apparent confirmation of Andrew Garfield's return.

With Spider-Verse all but confirmed. Tobey Maguire has also apparently signed on and also the dead characters of Gwen Stacy, played by Emma Stone - Unless it's going to be Spider-Gwen - and Willem Dafoe's Norman Osborne are also set to return (Kirsten Dunst too, but really, who cares). But hey, it's multi-verse stuff so, it passes.

All that being said, I'm mad about it, I don't want it, it's too early for it, but I'll forgive it all for a live-action version of this meme:

I also bet you're wondering how I'd rank the Spidermen. I have two different lists, one for Peter Parker and one for Spidey. From best to worst for Parker, it's Holland, Maguire, Garfield. For Spidey, it's Holland, Garfield, Maguire. For the seven Spider-Man Movies, from best to worst, the list would be:

1. Spider-Man: Far From Home (it's better than Homecoming and Spider-Man 2, fight me.)

2. Spider-Man: Homecoming

3. Spider-Man 2

4. The Amazing Spider-Man

5. Spider-Man

6. Spider-Man 3

7. The Amazing Spider-Man 2

The other main hope is that all these recent casting notices are for post-credits scenes to set up a Spider-Verse sequel film. But that is a pipe dream with Sony's track record.

Back with the conference. We get our first trailer for "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier" and the coming March 2021 notice. Stated by Feige to be "a movie in six episodes."

He briefly talks of "Black Widow," confirming its May 7, 2021 date. We then get a trailer for "Loki,"  and calls it a crime thriller. The trailer alludes to a lot of time travel, space travel likely involved too, but not confirmed. The Time Variance Authority is involved. Owen Wilson looks great with the old man look. The trailer ends with "streaming soon." Likely to follow the six episodes of "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier" as that show seems to be starting as soon as "WandaVison" finishes.

Either that, or it follows the animated show "What if...?" which is coming in the Summer of 2021. A trailer is given as well.

Feige then states that "Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings" wrapped production and confirms the July 9, 2021 release date. 

He moves on to the "Ms. Marvel" series stating it's coming later in 2021, which I assume means it will follow "Loki."  The Actress for Ms. Marvel was chosen unanimously, her reaction to which I love.

Feige then states that Ms. Marvel will appear alongside Captain Marvel in "Captain Marvel 2," an official date of November 11, 2022. There aren't any trailers or teasers after the one for Ms. Marvel. 

"Eternals" is talked about next, Feige states that the film spans thousands of years, which will be interesting to see how that makes an interesting narrative unless the bulk of it takes place in a short period of time, a release date of November 5, 2021, is confirmed.

The "Hawkeye" series is slated to arrive in "Late 2021." The casting of Hailee Steinfeld as Kate Bishop is confirmed. 

He moves on to the "She-Hulk" series and moves on to confirm Tatiana Maslany is playing the lead Jennifer Walters. He also confirms that "She-Hulk" will see the return of both Tim Roth's Abomination and Mark Ruffalo's Hulk.

He passively talks of Moon Knight and gives no new information on the show other than a character description. Then he very passively announces the first new series announcement.

A short while back, a Nick Fury series was announced to be coming to Disney +, it turns out that the series is "Secret Invasion" and will also see the return of Talos. Honestly, this isn't as big of an announcement as "Secret Invasion" deserves, but hey, it's happening. He then even more passively to that, announces an "Ironheart" series and an "Armor Wars" series.

For those unfamiliar, "Ironheart" focuses on Riri Williams, who through her inventive ingenuity becomes the superhero Ironheart, the successor to Tony Stark's Iron Man, when he was presumed dead.

"Armor Wars" will star Don Cheadle's James Rhodes/War Machine, and will show us what happens when Tony Starks suits and tech gets out into the world. I wouldn't be surprised if Riri appeared in this series as well, she will be played by Dominique Thorne.

A "Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special" was announced, which I thought was going to be the title of the third movie, but then was confirmed to be shot alongside the third which is coming in 2023. A series of Baby Groot stories are coming as well under the title "I am Groot."

"Thor: Love and Thunder" will begin filming in January 2021, will release on May 6, 2022, and Christian Bale was confirmed to be playing the film's villain Gorr the God Butcher.

Anti-climactically, "Blade" is "moving forward" with "more announcements to come." 

The third Ant-Man film is confirmed and officially titled "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania." We then receive a few casting confirmations, Katherine Newton will play the new Cassie Lang, replacing Emma Fuhrmann who briefly played her in "Avengers: Endgame." The other confirmation is Jonathan Majors as Kang the Conqueror, who could end up being the next Avengers level villain.

Feige then confirms that the role of T'Challa will not be recast following the tragic loss of Chadwick Boseman. I was very much ready and expecting, the opposite, but this is very good news. Ryan Coogler is still tapped to direct "Black Panther II" which is still set to release on July 8, 2022.

Lastly, Feige announces the return of Marvel's first family, the "Fantastic Four." he gives no date or cast for the film but does announce that John Watts, the director of the three MCU Spider-Man films will direct.

The Marvel Studios portion of the conference ends without any mention of premium access on Disney + for the feature films that other movies coming in 2021 are receiving, likely waiting to see what's to come of Covid before they make a decision which could cost them a lot of money. 

No distinction was made as to whether or not the titles in this presentation are to be considered Phase four or five. I stand by my longstanding statement - but never stated here - that phase four MUST include the "Fantastic Four," so it can forever be known as "Fantastic Phase Four."

The Films, and series, that will now be in this Fantastic Phase Four (and likely also phase five removing "fantastic" from the previous phase) with some guesswork (noted by question marks) on release dates several years down the line.

WandaVision (January 15, 2021)

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (March 19, 2021)

Black Widow (May 7, 2021)

Loki (May 2021)

What If...? (Mid 2021)

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (July 9, 2021)

Eternals (November 5, 2021)

Ms. Marvel (Late 2021)

Hawkeye (Late 2021)

Spider-Man: Home Related Subtitle (December 17, 2021)

Moon Knight (Q1? 2022)

She-Hulk (Q2? 2022)

Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness (March 25, 2022)

Thor: Love and Thunder (May 6, 2022)

Black Panther II (July 8, 2022)

Captain Marvel 2 (November 11, 2022)

Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (Late 2022)

Secret Invasion (Q4 2022?)

Iron Heart (Q1 2023?)

Armor Wars (Q2 2023?)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (Q2? 2023)

Blade (Q3 2023?)

Fantastic 4 (Q4 2023?)

That's eleven movies, eleven tv series of unknown length, and one holiday special. Admittedly, this is a lot for one phase, but the Fantastic Phase Four must remain.

That's enough from me, but following my delay due to "Assassin's Creed: Valhalla," the "Thor: The Dark World" rank and review is coming soon. 

MCU Rank & Review: Part Two: The Incredible Hulk (2008)

 

Runtime: 01:52:37

Total Runtime: 03:58:36 

Admittedly, one of the primary reasons this series of reviews has taken me so long to start was this movie. It's only the second film in the MCU but is widely viewed as one of the more lackluster films in the franchise, some would even say one of the worst. As was the case with "Iron Man," and will also be the case going forward, I took notes. Fewer notes than "Iron Man," and way less than "Iron Man 2" (which I'll write tomorrow), but still. Notes.

Jumping right into the opening of the film we see a montage showing the origins of the Hulk, without showing the Hulk. We see that his origins are in Gamma radiation testing, differing from his original origins by way of accidental exposure from a weapon test. This origin is more in line with common re-tellings of his beginnings. We see the tests were taking place at Culver University, and that during his transformation he, Bruce (Edward Norton) injures both Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) and General Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross (William Hurt). We also see shots that show that Gen. Ross's search for Banner will utilize Stark Tech through images of the blueprints for the sound wave cannons used later in the film.

We then transition to Brazil, where we see that there hasn't been an incident involving the Hulk in 158 days. We also learn that Bruce practices martial arts to better control his breathing, an attempt to prevent changing into the Hulk, that only really comes into play a few times, and ultimately is something he completely discards at the end of the film. Bruce has been working at a bottling plant to pay for his crummy apartment. He gets cut and kills a Stan Lee with a drop of his Gamma blood that was so obviously on a bottle it could have easily been avoided. 

Therin lies most of my issues with the film, and why I was dreading watching it again for the purposes of this review. The script is poorly executed, and the visuals on the screen don't help. A simple turn of his head could have solved the death that led the soldiers to his location which would have allowed him to stay in hiding relatively indefinitely. The entire movie would have been him in Brazil chatting with Mr. Blue about a cure for the Hulk. But no, we had to kill Stan Lee to further the plot.

The Stan Lee death tells Ross right where he is, so Ross hires Emil Blonsky (Tim Roth), a Russian born soldier for the United Kingdom's Royal Marine Commandos - described in his arrival as an "Ace." 

Hulk's intro to the movie, the first live transformation, is treated in a similar vein to a monster movie. One in which the military is fighting an unknown monster. Soldiers getting picked off one by one by some unseen, unstoppable force. Then we see his face, and it's, not great.

It's an improvement on what we got from the last Hulk movie. Though that wouldn't have taken much. This film started the trend of making the Hulk look more like the actor in the role. Unlike the later films though, this one didn't use mo-cap, so the face is way off from where it should be. 

I'm admittedly, not a fan of Ang Lee's "Hulk" from 2003. Making the film look like a comic book was a cool concept, sure, but everything else about it was a wash. Louis Letteier's effort here was at least truer to the character. But something went wrong here, that didn't go wrong with any other recent Hulk film appearance. That issue is the lighting. It's way too inconsistent here, Hulk is constantly lit incorrectly, making him look less realistic, likely done to make him look more green when proper shading would have diluted the color. This is the least green Hulk the MCU has, it's also the least human-looking in muscular structure. 

That being said, following the assault in Brazil, Bruce wakes up in Guatemala, that's a really long walk. 

Blonsky, angry at Ross asks what he was and how he was able to "throw a forklift truck like a softball." Ross spills the beans on how Bruce became the Hulk as a result of experiments to replicate "Biotech Force Enhancement" tests done in World War II, a clear reference to Captain America. Blonsky then states that he is willing to undergo treatments to improve his physical capabilities, Ross doesn't want another Hulk he can't control, he wants a weapon. So they take it slow.

Bruce, now in America by way of Mexico, makes it to that same university and does some light stalking (don't worry, staring at ex-lovers from afar is totally not creepy, guys). He breaks into the computer lab, let in by a student played by Martin Starr - this student grows up to be Peter Parker's science teacher, Roger Harrington (source).

Eventually, they run into Bruce at the campus after he and Betty reunite, who cares about that though, they have no chemistry. Hulk fights the soldiers, destroying everything they have, and hilariously kicks Blonsky into a tree shattering every bone in his body.

Bruce and Betty runoff, eventually have a very unconvincing love scene which turns into a joke cause Bruce "can't get too excited." Betty, mind you, is cheating on her boyfriend, Dr. Leonard Samson (Ty Burrell), who hasn't done anything wrong to even remotely deserve this. In their travels together they get to New York and meet with Mr. Blue, who turns out to be Dr. Samuel Sterns (Tim Blake Nelson). The military, however, is using a SHIELD database, so they also know they're going to see Sterns. 

Dr. Sterns, Bruce, and Betty all test a potential cure for the Hulk. Sterns is possibly the best part of this movie. He's funny and eccentric, literally the opposite of every other character in this movie, which makes the sequel baiting scene of him beginning to change into The Leader, very disappointing as that movie is likely never going to happen.

Blonsky comes in to attack Samuels to do tests on him so that he can become more like the Hulk. But Samuels is okay with it, for the science, and so, Blonsky becomes "an abomination." Abomination looks great. He's just a bigger skeleton-looking Hulk, but that's the problem with most Hulk villains - they're all just alternate Hulks.

The climax here is a bit more eventful than that of the one in "Iron Man," in that more stuff happens, but far less interesting. It's just two big beefcakes smashing things. Which is fun to watch but not all that engaging. Hulk claps some fire away, which is admittedly an awesome image, but sadly, the only thing of note.

Post climax the movie ends with Bruce, now in British Columbia, move from 31 days without Hulking out to 0 through meditation. He has control over the Hulk, or at the very least, the transition. Pre-credits, we get a tease at "Iron Man 2" or "Avengers," with Tony meeting with General Ross to talk with him about "forming a team." There is no post-credits scene, which makes this one of two MCU movies so far to not feature one.

This isn't that great of a movie. It's a sloppy script with some very wooden acting. Liv Tyler and Edward Norton do next to nothing to convince you of their love for one another. Banner's movie long search for a cure just ends with him accepting the Hulk in the last thirty seconds. A would-be future villain, in a movie that isn't going to happen, steals the movie with his five minutes of screen-time because he actually has a personality. 

It's also worth noting that this is the second MCU movie in a row that portrays the military negatively, and it won't be the last. The MCU almost seems to have this need to make the military look bad, almost corrupt, in their attempts to get better, stronger, weapons for world domination, in order to make the heroes look good by going against them. Just have your heroes do good, they don't have to fight the government/military in every movie. Granted, some of this is set-up for the future, so I'll let it slide, for now.

Official MCU 23 film ranking:

1. Iron Man (2008)
2. The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Next Up: "Iron Man 2" (2010)